What I got's big, and what I got's BLACK

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 01/14/2016 at 18:41 • Filed to: None

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This Ford Explorer came in the dealership today. Not bad.

Interior was leather-clad and BLAAAAAACK. It showed literally every spec of dust that has ever existed in this universe. And there were TVs in the backs of the headrests because why the hell not.

Why on earth does a picture that looks perfectly reasonable in Lightroom turn into an oversaturated Instagram-filter-looking disaster when I upload it onto Kinja? Ugh.

CB > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/14/2016 at 18:42

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In before people start yelling “that’s an Expedition, not an Explorer”.

So which drug dealer owned this one?

jkm7680 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/14/2016 at 18:44

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No more Armor All pls.

TheHondaBro > CB 01/14/2016 at 18:49

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And how many times was he shot?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CB 01/14/2016 at 19:05

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Ugh. Fuck me. I can’t tell SUVs and crossovers apart to save my life.

Textured Soy Protein > CB 01/14/2016 at 19:08

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Pretty sure that’s an Accord Coupe bro.

Vicente Esteve > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/14/2016 at 19:30

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Too much Armor All

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/14/2016 at 20:18

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“It’s BLAAACK and plastic it’s black and plastic and it’s always BLaaack and plastic....”

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/14/2016 at 21:55

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I like this, because everything about this car/bumper combo says “I am important, and where I have to be is important enough that I will push you out of the way if you make me late.”